Introducing the Department of Individual Purity
At a dramatic press conference, the new Secretary promises to defend civilization by making sure everyone knows exactly who they are allowed to be. Secretary Avery Strait addresses reporters at the inaugural press conference of the Department of Individual Purity. The department’s motto, Certitudo Per Conformitatem (“Certainty Through Conformity”), promises to restore national stability through carefully managed identity standards. Structure of the New Department Secretary Strait announced that the Department of Individual Purity will begin operations immediately with three essential divisions: The Bureau of Gender Verification Responsible for ensuring that all citizens present themselves in accordance with approved biological expectations. Field officers will investigate suspicious haircuts, clothing irregularities, and any alarming outbreaks of personal authenticity. The Office of Pronoun Compliance Charged with monitoring language across schools, workplaces, and social me...